Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son bitch.” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
- 1 year ago
I wear make-up, so im plastic? I speak my mind, so i’m a bitch? I cry, so i’m an attention seeker? I speak to boys, so i’m a slut? I like getting my picture taken, so I love myself? Go On .. throw me a label, you’ll do it anyway. I don’t ignore you, I just don’t care for you. I’m not stuck up, I just dont give a fuck. I’m not insecure, I just don’t trust no motherfucker. I’m not perfect and I dont claim to be.
- 1 year ago
- 4132
So, you’re the bitch , who saw the bitch , who told the bitch , that I was a bitch . If I’m a bitch , then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch , your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch . Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch . Who’s the bitch now ? BITCH !
- 1 year ago
- 4004
